Humans are “doing” creatures, for when we are not doing something, we are actually thinking about doing something which in a way can be discerned as doing something. So, we are designed to “do” something in a way or the other and tend to swing our emotion from happy to sad in the process of doing so. Life is all about movement, thinking and connecting with others and the changing world. It is how humans lead their life that created the two classes of creatures, which we call them the “controlling” creatures and the “emotional” creatures.
The “controlling” creature, whose life is all about control, seems to blend well with the man-kind. The “emotional” creature on the other hand, reflects the woman-kind quite well but not fully. They exhibit traits of the “controlling” creature too as their wish is to dominate the man-kind (or at least one of them).
With the advances of mankind and centuries of evolution, some things do change for the men while not for the women. For instance, men are changing from retrosexual to metrosexual while women have been maintaining their usual way of makeup for centuries. Does this means that men need more time to learn or are women less willing to accept changes?
Now, let’s look at some jokes that describe the differences between Mars and Venus. Hope everyone enjoys this and good luck for the upcoming exam. Nice knowing all of you. Enjoyed the classes conducted by Prof. Deng as well.
NICKNAMESIf Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUTWhen the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEYA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMSA man has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTSA woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTUREA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESSA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UPA woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURALMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRINGAh, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAYA married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use for two people remembering the same thing!
